Boot Screen Madness

One of my goals for this Retrochallenge was to do some boot screens for Apple ][ software.

Since some of my fellow Retrochallengers were working on Apple ][ projects I thought I would volunteer to make boot screens for them.

Dogcow was very happy with his - I'm sorry we won't see the game yet. He posted the color version - I'll show the monochrome versions I created.

Dogcow's NetSnake (I love how it looks like data is flowing between the Apples and the snake):



One Elk Runs did a Mastermind in LISP - and unfortunately the LISP environment and HGR must conflict - no matter how much variable / memory / screen clearing I did - showing this screen and then running his program would result in jibberish on the screen - which is why I never sent this to him. Anyone care to figure out why it doesn't work? I like how I got the Retrochallenge logo in here - plus the older, distinguished gentleman and his Asian girlfriend from the board game version:


Schadenfreude/1 bit fotographie did a fireworks program, and so I decided to make a screen reminiscent of the Softdisk "Magazette", Magazine on a Disk. He really loves tacos so I thought - not soft tacos but...TACOSOFT!



And finally, a rather poor bootscreen for the Prisoner adventure game - in memory of the late Patrick McGoohan:



To create these I used Photoshop for the photographs, then saved the graphic as a .gif, moved those .gifs to a blank floppy using Ciderpress, then converted from .gif to Apple ][ HGR using IIgif, and then used Fontrix for most of the lettering. So while Luddite was going from Apple II to the web, I was going the opposite way.

I guess I should make a .dsk available with the graphics - and if anybody else wants a retro-style Apple ][ boot screen - let me know what you would like (elements + wording) and I'll whip it up.

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A lovely Greek model for the Athena 1. I'm not sure how long this company lasted - searches for info just turned up the Athena missile guidance computer by Univac.


Imagine writing software for this beast.

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A fabulous four pack of lovelies today.

Ad of the Day #19

Remember when the big choice for printing was letter quality (daisy wheel) vs. dot matrix?

Here is a daisy wheel printer ad that struck me because Gutenberg is making gang symbols.

The Guten-Gangsta. Yo.

Ad of the Day #18

Although a number of ground breaking and classic games debuted on the Apple ][ and then were ported, one of my all time favorites debuted on the Atari in 1981 and was then ported to Apple and Commodore 64.

Ali-Baba and the 40 Thieves by Stuart Smith is just so spectacular for a number of reasons.

This role playing game had decent graphics and excellent sound (complete with middle eastern themes). Wonderful multi-player ability. Hilarious descriptions of combat and death.


You could venture out just as Ali-Baba or have a whole crew of people (up to 17!) to whoop ass on monsters and find treasure and the Princess.

I also love the random encounters with people and monsters - with names like Roy G. Biv (in case you've forgotten the acronym for rainbow colors) and an owl, aptly named as Dr. Who.

Wrapping Tolkien characters and monsters and modern pop culture into a role playing game in the milieu of the Arabian Nights? I'm sooo there.



Don't just take my word for it - take a look here:

http://www.atarimania.com/detail_soft.php?MENU=8&VERSION_ID=173

My sons, and their best friend, grew up together playing this game as a team. I always wanted Haroud el Large. I don't know why it's so much fun because the graphics suck, it takes forevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvverf to make each move, and did I say, "The graphics suck!" Yet, the guys always wanted to get together for a round of Ali. - Jim Kuchera

This was probably my favorite computer game of all time because it was best enjoyed in a large group. You didn't need to know anything about computers. You just needed to know how to have fun with other people. We always played with 6 or more people and the fact that you could attack other players made it all the more enjoyable. - Dragos

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Well it isn't a torrent of the first film, but it is a Tron babe.

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Oooh - I want to get a GEnie account - it can do 300 or 1200 baud and all the women that use it dress up like owls.

Ad of the Day #17

Much More. Roger. Moore. For the Spectravideo SV 318. Standard Q Branch Issue.

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Thanks to Paleoferrosaurus for the info on my previous hot chick's Tempest. I knew I would catch flack for calling it a clone, which is why I put it in quotes. But anyway, I didn't realize it was a security issue - and this info sharing is one of the things that makes the retrochallenge so fun.

Here is a posh babe for you - complete with fur coat and Bentley. But I'm sure you all will be looking at the Taxan monitor of course...

Ad of the Day #16

Would you believe, Don Adams of Get Smart fame, for Esprit terminals?

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A rare Mac "clone" - the Tempest. Or should I say Temptress?

Ad of the Day #15

Moving on from comedians to a celebrity that makes sense for computer endorsement - in honor of the 40th Anniversary of the Moon landing...Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo astronaut Walter Schira.

Ad of the Day #14

Bill Cosby for the TI 99. Jello Pudding not included.

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Ad of the Day #13

The Twitterspace has requested, nay, demanded Alan Alda for celebrities week.


I've got more Alan Alada than you can shake a stethoscope at.







Nothing says "instant computer spokesperson creditibility" like a Korean War medical sitcom, so IBM went out and got everyone from M*A*S*H but Alan Alda:

Retro TV

The oldest working TV set in Britain - a 1930s Marconiphone.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8159406.stm

Ad of the Day #12

It's celebrities week here at MacTV Industries - and our first celebrity spokesperson - Ladies & Gentlemen...William Shatner!

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"There are some things you keep searching for - beyond reason"

Is it me or could that be the motto for everyone involved in the Retrochallenge?

Retro Roll Call - No flicker

Youtube did something very weird to the video - I guess it really didn't like the Animation codec.

Hopefully this one will not cause seizures.

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A pretty German beauty, promoting what is considered the first true laptop - the Epson HX-20. 10 hours of battery life! A built in printer! Jawohl!!!

Ad of the Day #11 - Software Automated Mouth

For the Winter Warm Up 2008 Retrochallenge (which I, cough, cough, won for best hardware project) I coaxed the Talking Moose out of retirement at the half way point to wish fellow retrochallengers good luck. (inspired by Wgoodf's earlier use of a frickin cool spark printer.)

This time, I am bringing out an even older talking friend from 1982 - S.A.M. - short for Software Automatic Mouth - the first all software speech synthesizer. This really cool program could add speech to your Applesoft or Atari Basic programs.

8 bit speech isn't exactly crystal clear, but hey it's still a blast to get these old machines to talk. Sorry if it butchers your screen names...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZB_aS5RzJA

Ad of the Day #10

Little known fact of the day: Canadians have four arms. (Insert joke about carrying beer and/or fighting moose here, eh?)

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a 1200 or even 4800 Baud modem? SEXY!

Ad of the Day #9 - Pinhead

Sorry for the delay - a little drive across 9 states, and then 2 flights to get back home can cut into the retro time.

I'm back and ready to rock though.

This ad scared the crap out of me. 1983. Atari. Evil Clown. Yikes.

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Plenty of computer companies used vintage style clip art. Beagle Brothers were probably the most famous for their use of clip art in ads, packaging, catalogs, etc.

But here we have Micro-Ed who take it a step further. Nothing says great computer programming like a woman standing on a horse with a whip.

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Macintoshplususer has challenged me with a braless babe at a supermarket. In response, I present an ad which shows a typical day here at MacTV Industries.

While perusing my vintage magazine collection, I get a shoulder rub from a lovely lady. Another of my honies brings me my latest purchase from ebay on a silver platter - a memory card for my Apple ][. And finally, the pretty lady at my feet does my retro computing for me.

Just a reminder of who is #1, that's all.

Ad of the Day #8 - E.M.S.

Back in the early 80s, as a student with no income, I would request the demo disks of all kinds of products/services I could never afford - just to get the floppy disk, which I would then initialize and put my own stuff on. I definitely recall General Motors' Buick doing a demo disk that was fairly interesting. The packaging was very nice as well, and my parents wondered what on earth I had "ordered" from Buick when it came in the mail.

When I did scrape together enough money to buy a box of 5 1/4" disks, the media of choice was Elephant Memory Systems.


According to the Wikipedia, it was a low end brand that eventually marketed itself as a high end brand. The article also points out that they used bright colors that really contrasted them from their boring competitors, who mostly used black, red, and blue for their disk media branding, and now that I think back, that is very true.

I do recall they also included a logo sticker or two with their disks, which most people would then stick on their disk caddys. I can't recall any of the other companies like Nashua, Verbatim, BASF, etc. doing anything similar.

Here is an excellent tribute site to EMS: http://home.comcast.net/~kevin_d_clark/ems/ - lots of great scans, including the memory pamphlet by " A. Wiley Pachyderm" :-)

So Retrochallengers - anybody else have a fond recollection of a media company?

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So, Macintoshplusuer thinks he can show an old dog new tricks does he?

I'll have to resort to...Hillbilly women!

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Need help with your code? Maybe the programming fairy will appear if you call her.

Ad of the Day #7 - Alien Hell

I never played this one - but I love the name. For Atari.

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7 and 9 track compatibility? AWESOME!

And the keyboard comes in Harvest Gold, just like her dress, and the latest and greatest kitchen appliances. Ahh, the 70s.

Ad of the Day #6 - RIP Compuserve

I was surprised to hear that Compuserve was ending its dialup service after 30 years of service. The corporation itself began 4o years ago, in 1969.

I never had the service, I did have AOL briefly, and even used Apple's dialup/internet service E-World for a while, before switching to an ISP that I still use for dial up when broadband isn't available.

In locating these ads - I really remember the double page spread - it really showed the possibilities and made me want to get the service back when I was younger. I didn't have a modem, it would have tied up our family phone line and it was expensive - so I never subscribed.


I had forgotten that it was once a subsidiary of financial services company H&R Block. I was going to use this ad for the alcohol related theme from day 3 before I found the better ad with the Sierra On-Line folks.




With this 3rd one - I can see why Jennie needed a travel agent - she wanted to get away from her dork husband "Ralph" and her even dorkier son "Herbie".



I love the final paragraph from this UK story about Compuserve's demise:

It's important to note that CompuServe users will be able to convert their ridiculous classic 9 and 10-digit email addresses to the CompuServe 2000 service in order to retain their well-earned sense of superiority over youngster internet users everywhere. Nothing says stay off my lawn like 76453.1032@compuserve.com

Ad of the Day #5 - Our Computers

Looking over the 23 member Retrochallenge Roster, the platform breakdown is:

Apple II - 7
Apple Macintosh - 7
TRS-80 Model 100 - 2
Commodore 64 - 2
IBM Compatible - 2
Atari - 1
Vaxstation - 1
ZX80 - 1

I realize that all of us are using multiple computers - I categorized the above based on the major project the challenger was working on. I'm not trying to start a platform debate - just curious to see - because I wanted to look for ads for each of our major projects. I've tried to use the earliest ad for each platform I could find.

Apple II - notice the woman cutting apples and the apple poster in the kitchen.



Macintosh


TRS 80 Model 100


Commodore 64



IBM


Atari



Vaxstation - all I could find was a Swiss Brochure:




ZX80